Miracles really can happen, Part II

Pregnant boobies rock.

I know I should be focused on the things going on below my boobies, but at the moment it’s hard to see past the good things that are going on above. Remember that Seinfeld episode in which George became a hand model? Nothing matched the beauty of his own hand, and it’s a bit like that for me and my chest.

I’m up 2 inches and one cup size and well on my way to another. Luckily, many maternity fashions have flattering necklines for the mother-to-be. How smart of fashion designers, to take advantage of our vanity like this.

I know, it’s all temporary. I’m enjoying it while I can. If science could find a way to create this effect without actually being pregnant, it would make someone very, very wealthy.